I hold the eggs, in my arms

I loved this manga. Chapter 2 was so funny.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Umineko No Naku Koro Ni

“Then Battler put his penis into her clitoris. Umineko felt good down there.”

omg I remember this fic. It was so funny.

tututho:

“Yummy Hearts,” by Duvete/Meiharu

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Frosty the Snowman

“I can’t myself admiring his regal physique, his toned body and washboard abs. I almost cum again thinking about his taste. Mmm… pumpkin/gingerbread-y goodness in a wonderfully cold icecicle.”

abigailislost:

A BANANA SLIPPING ON A PERSON